Listen. Right now is the next week. And let me hype you up right now. Because I am particularly mad THIS week. Not the week you’re about to see. But this week. So the NEXT week that you’ll see. But we’re not talking about that week right now. We’re talking about this week’s Looking Mad, which is of last week. Got it?
Monday
Shirt: A Chinese warehouse in Ningxia, China. Not Burberry, although I wouldn’t be surprised if they got their clothes from a Chinese warehouse, too. Maybe I should Google that before I make any claims.
Skirt: Forever 21. Definitely a Chinese warehouse.
Cardigan: Winners. Also a Chinese warehouse.
Shoes: Geox. I think this one is Italian leather actually. Hey, don’t judge me – I can’t always support cheap labor from my nation of birth.
Tuesday
I know, you feel cheated, this isn’t a picture of me, and I’m not mad. Listen. I forgot to take a picture. I was writing an essay and I was in class and I was also in a rush because hell, wouldn’t you be too with that FEAST waiting for you on the other side? And what a great movie. I went with my friend Romana. Her uncle is my physiotherapist. We’ve been friends for 7 years, and every month we get dinner and a movie. She always drives me home and that’s always my favourite part of the night. We laugh a lot together. God, I love that girl.
Burger: Cholesterol
Milkshake: Diabetes
Fries: Hey, at least I had my veggies
Wednesday
Oh my GOD this is embarassing. I wrote Thursday (the one below) before this one because I had to retrieve this picture from my email. And what do you know? My soul really is sold to a store with John 3:16 printed at the bottom of the bag. Also, due to my insane memory for things that I’ve read, I know that quote by heart: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life. I’m not even a Christian.
Thursday
Sonny is HORRIBLE at taking pictures. This is Sonny’s fault. Who is Sonny? Have you ever had someone look at you for a good 5 seconds, and proceed to tell you to listen – and then have nothing for you to listen to? Because all they said was, in the most definitive tone you’ve ever heard, the world Listen. Or have you ever seen someone focus their camera on a person’s face, perhaps even your face, and then zoom in as close as possible before posting it on Snapchat? How about after telling a horrific story, and the only thing the person you’ve told it to has to say is “that’s wild.” Sonny. Sonny invented all of that. Even if he wasn’t the first one to have done ANY of those, they’re his now. Sonny’s Aesthetic. It’s a thing. Trust me.
Sweater: Forever 21
Pants: Forever 21
Soul: Sold to Forever 21
Friday
My entire outfit is thrifted. You know, after an entire week of having worn new clothes made in terrible conditions, my carbon footprint was feeling a bit overworked. So I gave pollution and mindless consumerism a day off. And thrift stores are just cheaper.
Headscarf: Honestly don’t know where. It just showed up one day when I needed it.
Shirt: Dynamite, but from Plato’s Closet
Pants: Snazzie Threads, but from the Salvation Army.
Shoes: Okay fine I cheated a little bit. Listen. How do you buy thrifted SHOES? Give me a break. Michael Kors.
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